Well, lucky reader, you're reading the best writing around
Essentially its just me making fun of the reader and than talking about how great I am.
A little snippet:
You know who's great? Me. The Author. Cause I wrote this.
You know who's an inane spouter of dribble and waste products? You. The Reader. The smartest thing you have ever done was purchase a book by me. The Glorious DeltaKite.
I sent it to Harper Collins-- they haven't really commissioned it-- but I'm so great how could they not.
I don't understand how anyone but me can sleep at night.
DeltaKite forever.
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